What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 13:26
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
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Do you want to have an XXX chat?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
What is the more common way to say "you're welcome" in French: “De rien” or “Pas de problème”?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Why did Britain steal Gibraltar from Spain?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
No, not a chance
Why are white women so hard to date?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Do you know of a female masseuse that does door-to-door service in Bangalore?
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
Why do men cheat on their wives with someone extremely unattractive?
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
Why do I feel so lazy every time I get into my room?
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What should I do if I love someone who does not love me?
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why do we exist, and why are we conscious?
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.